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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

  • Take Off Your Diaper. It's Time For War.

    My university is a very multi-cultural place, that is, you're either Asian or Caucasian, and probably some others, but eh. I enjoy this, as too much of anything is boring. But... In the toilets, the walls of the cubicles look like someone had standing diarrhea in there after eating a racism buffet. If you know what I mean.

    There's always an endless stream of racist crap posted all over the walls, from each and every cultural perspective, directed at everyone and anyone else. What a pain.

    Apparently some guy called 'Corpsey', which I'm guessing is an alias, forced my dear friend Zelly to make a Xanga profile. What an asshat.

Monday, 21 April 2008

  • Communism Is The New Baby Genocide. Babies Are A Race.

    I was talking to another friend, this time a different one, which means I have more than one friend, or just like to lie a lot. I can't remember what we were talking about, but somehow we arrived at China having cheap bandwidth. It was my duty to explain a thing or two about China, and I hope you learn something from the valuable lesson I passed on, that you are will now hear.

    In China, everything costs exactly the same amount.
    It's called 'Advanced communism'.
    They base what you can buy on class.
    So say, if you've been selected to be 'rich', you get the same money as everyone else, but you buy from a different variety of items.
    Say, when you go to the government car dealership (The car dealerships are government owned) all the cars cost the same, but you aren't allowed to buy the crappy ones, and poor people aren't allowed to buy the good ones.
    They also wear shoes on their heads.
    True.

    That concludes the lesson.
    You are now wiser, and shall do well in life from hereon.
  • Ma: Horse, Mother, and Spank. All In One Convenient Word.

    So I was talking to a friend, as you hopefully do when you're with a friend, but given this is the internet, I'd have some doubts. Anyway, he asked me 'Have you ever been cheated on?' The question took me aback, so I bought a new one at the second hand store. And sometime after that returned with an answer.

    No, not as far as I know. But how far can a person know? Can thought be measured in distance now? What in the living hell does that even mean? 'As far as I know'... Then it struck me like the cane of an ex-body building senior citizen after hearing me sing a song entirely comprised of the word fuck: Right now, at this very moment, you could be being cheated on by your future partner. You may have never met this person. So how could you catch them in the act? It's going to be very hard from now on, having 'The talk' with every single girl I meet, just so they know I'm not blind to their cheating. Don't let people walk over you, confront everyone you would consider dating, and let them know, you're not a fool.

    That is all. I hope to use 'Moving on', 'Anyway', and 'So, blah blah blah' much more often from now on.

  • You wreak. Ah!

    The cloud of purpose has finally started sputtering it's rain onto me. Like a koala being fried by overhead electricity lines, I have found my individual reason for something others take for granted.

    What the hell is this retarded bastard saying, I hear you ask. Well not really, since 'you' are one or two people. Moving on. Xanga, will become interchangeably become my insanity den. For you see, during the night, and sometimes the day when I'm particularly tired, I become slightly demented, and spew out a cacophony (No, that's not the right word, but it's close) of meaningless and ultimately insane garble. This site, shall now home that garble, and as such have a greater purpose than the useless blogs before have given it.

    Your 'George Bush is a Nazi', 'My dog raped me', and so on so forth shall be walked all over by my own insanity. Enjoy.
     
    P.S. Rape is not a joke, I am a bad person and should be stopped. Please e-mail me and abuse me so I learn my lesson.

    Edit: P.P.S That has to be the lamest blog title ever, what was he thinking?
  • I killed a Duckman, just to watch him quack.

    This will be my first Xanga 'Weblog', which, I'm guessing is just another name for a blog, but spiffed up so you feel less pathetic for writing one.

    Moving on. I just downloaded Sim City 3000. Looks like a decent game, and time waster for when university work starts to pile up. Speaking of which, I have a 4000 word group assignment due on Thursday. I love my group members, they're so dreamy. If I haven't told you about these gods amongst uni students yet, here comes the asskissing.

    Kep, or Kepler. This guy, is a twenty five year old who works with some type of... Police thing in Brisbane. One time he was called away from uni because there was a shipment of *unspecified* coming in, and he had to help monitor it. He also showed me how to pre-order GTA4 for $20, recommended GMail  to me, and is just plain awesome.

    Next we have Yvette. She's Egyptian, and very pretty. She has a different eye colour to anyone I've seen in the past... Hard to explain. Anyway, she's uber rich. Her laptop has a finger scanner... I can't remember why else she's awesome, but yeah...

    End.

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